So, right now, there is alot of debates on the Internet going on. Google Vs. Yahoo, mlia vs. DearblankPleaseblank, and Twilight Vs. Harry Potter. One of the biggest ones is the Pirates vs. Ninjas. Everytime the Pirates are in the lead with Jack Sparrow and Captain Hook, The Ninjas go get Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Jackie Chan. Its an ongoing cycle.
Captain Joe Smith looked off into the distance. 4 weeks on the high seas, had left him very anxious to reach Asia. The supplies was running low, and disease had taken over so many of the passengers.
Captain Smith decided he needed a break, so he decided to let a deckhand steer the boat. William Henry. Captain Smith went down into the cabin with his wife Elizabeth. Elizabeth seemed distracted by something. She looked off towards a painting, seeming far away. As if some sort of magic had taken over. "Their coming." she whispered. "Their coming." she said louder. Captain Smith ran to his wife. "Elizabeth?" he asked.
Elizabeth continued to look off into the distance. Captain Smith ran to the deck, looking for help, but it seemed nobody was around. Captain Smith ran to the edge of his ship, looking in the water for anyone, but nobody was there, and the boat, was standing still.
Suddenly, Captain Smith sensed something was terribly wrong. He looked around, and finally saw William. "William! What has happened to everyone?" Captain Smith asked desperately. William looked at him, frightened. "Their coming." he whispered. Captain Smith felt a presence behind him, and slowly turned around.
What he saw, terrified him.
It was,
a
bird. There was a small little seagull behind him. Captain Smith kicked at it, but the bird flew away. Captain Smith cursed to himself. But, not because of the bird, but a sharp pain in the back of his knee.
Captain Smith turned around again, and saw a man dressed in all black. The man took his fancy stick, and hit Captain Smith in several places. "This means war!" he yelled, wielding his sword at the man in black. "YOUR MASSIVE BLADE IS NO MATCH FOR MY SKILLS!" the strange man yelled, doing a double kick flip.
Captain Smith dodged. He saw several other of the men in black, and one woman. "What is this madness! Why do you do these things to my ship!" Captain Smith screamed. (He was a very polite pirate.) The man in black looked at him angrily. "You plimaged my brother. You killed my father. My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die!"
Captain Smith glared. "Im not afraid infedel. Let me tell you a little secret. I. am. your. father." Captain Smith hissed. Elizabeth ran out on the deck, with her hairbrush. She hit the distracted ninja upside the head.
"You. are. not. my. father." the man barely said before blacking out. Elizabeth looked at him in horror. "Joe! What have we done?" she asked, horrified. Several of the ninjas came towards them at a speedy pace, when the door to the deck opened again. Captain Smith's daughter Isabella ran out.
"Help me! Father!" she screamed in horror. One of the ninjas was chasing her. Her brother Henry ran behind them. "Dont touch her!" he screamed, and cut off the pirates leg.
In the end, they all got along. The ninjas leg grew back, and Isabella ended up with the lead ninja as her husbamd, so in the end he really was Captain Smith's son. Elizabeth ended up leaving Captain Smith for another captain. Captain Morgan. the ninjas and the pirates put on this elite stunt, to get a movie deal. But, the whole Isabella and Elizabeth thing was true. The guy who played Captain Smith's son Henry, ended up playing a different Pirate who you may have heard of named Will Turner. After this happened, Captain Smith died of a heart attack at the fact that his son was playing in a movie with a girl named elizabeth. So, in the end, ninjas and pirates, are secretly best friends.
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