Rockslikepartying: ACCIDENTS PART DOS

So, last time, we were talking about how I broke my arm. So, if you liked that story, then your going to love:

AGE SEVEN.
So, when I was seven years old, I was in love with my trampoline. Me and my friends had all sorts of games that we used to play on it. It was kind of like a social center for us. We had a bunch of totally weird games we would play on it. Like: Trampoline Tag. Graveyard. and a bunch of other totally weird games.

The trampoline was pretty awesome. It was like the little funshop of the neighborhood. There has never been many kids in my neighborhood. There was maybe, at most, 10 of us. So one day, my friend Alli, and her brother Chris and her sister Megan, all came over on a nice pretty summer day. So, we all decided to play a game called Monster, where you would jump towards a person, but you couldnt touch the lines on a trampoline.

So, after a while of awesomely fun playing on my trampoline, we were blinded by the fun, awesomeness. So, Alli, Megan, and Chris accidentally jumped at the same time, and I was the unlucky person, who was standing still. So, with the weight of all three of them combined, I started to fly. There was a second, before I hit ground, that I felt like the queen of the world. Time, stood still, and I was flying.

But then...

I landed in the springs of the trampoline. Well... not me... but my foot. (Sorry about the awful quality of my drawing there by the way...) So my foot landed in one of the uncovered springs of my trampoline. I immediately started screaming. I dont really know what Alli, Megan, and Chris were thinking... Probably something like:

So after about a minute of screaming, my dad came out, and asked me what was wrong. For some reason, I seem to always cry to him... well anyways, he carried me inside, and told Megan, Alli, and Chris to go home. So he carried me inside. The next memory I have, is my parents gave me a Lunchable, and for some reason Alli was back, and Julia was there... well anyways I had like 4 ice packs on my leg, and probably looked something like this.

So, with my friends there with me, my parents made me get up and try to walk. It was kind of like in Frankenstein, when Dr. Frankensteins monster took his first steps. You know, with the moaning, and weird walking, and the green skin. It was pretty epic. It was also kind of like Jesus walking on water I guess... well until I fell...

Here I made this picture to show the uncanny resemblance. we could be twins right?
well anyways, we figured there may be something wrong with my ankle. So, my parents made some green beans, and all 3 of us got into our car. If you are wondering about the green beans, after breaking my arm, we found out that its good to eat something. So my parents gave me, and I quote, "something healthy and low carbs." your welcome for the free advertising there green beans.

So, we finally got to the hospital. I had my green beans, and my weird looking ankle, because it was all swollen up. As soon as we got there, they put me in a wheelchair. Wheelchairs, are officially the coolest things ever. I love them. I actually kind of forgot about my hurt ankle, because I was rolling around in the most awesome thing this planet has ever seen.

So, after about 2 hours, I was called into that same little room that I had when I was 6. They put the little thingy on my finger, but this time I didnt freak out. So, after that, they took me to another room where they took more Xrays. I was starting to get used to it. Well, afterwards, they told me I had a sprained ankle. For a 7 year old, this is kind of what that sounds like to you.

So, they gave me a pretty pink cast, for my leg. After putting on my cast, they gave me a set of crutches, and they gave me a lollipop. That sprained ankle, was the best thing that ever happened to me. People carried my books for me, and pushed me around in a wheeliechair, and I got to eat at the end of the table, and everybody signed my cast.It was pretty awesome. So, rather than my life being like this: