The luck clause.

So. Some people in life, are naturally lucky. They are born with money, and seem to have the LUCKIEST lives ever. Personally, I believe that there are tiny little luck elves, that like to reak havoc on people. I think that these little luck elves, are extremely mischevious, and know what their doing. These little luck elves, make sure that unluckiness will stay for a very long time, and they decide what luck should be used on.

These little luck elves, are very picky. If you anger a luck elf, be afraid. Luck elves can either make your life awesome, or they can make it miserable. They enjoy if you leave chocolate out for them. The people that leave chocolate out for the luck elves, they will do what you want. Say you want an A on your math finals. These luck elves, can help you.

But, do not anger the luck elves. No matter how lucky you are, if you anger the luck elves, you will be very unlucky for a while. That A you wanted, will turn into a D at best. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/other will leave you for someone/something else. You will also be taunted by the luck elves. The luck elves, will laugh at you all the time, but you will just think your crazy when you hear laughter.

Luck elves have been known to disguise as people. When they disguise as people, they tend to either be the most annoying person ever, or the meanest person ever. Do not freak out on a luck elf. If you freak out, they will send their luck elf buddies to taunt you with their laughter, and give you awful luck. There is a way out though. Its called the luck clause. The luck clause, is where after a while, they cant use their magic on you for a while. They either cant make your luck good, or they cant make their luck bad. So, if you have angered the luck elves, dont worry. Its not forever. If your looking for good lluck for a little while, make sure to make the elves happy. Because after that, they will give you bad luck. If you naturally have bad luck, do not anger the luck elves.

Luck Elves, are very impatient. If you dont carry out a deal in a certain amount of time, then they will curse you with bad luck until you do. Say you plan to make them a little house. IF you dont do it on a timely basis, you will be cursed with bad luck and their cruel laughter. The longer it takes, the worse luck you get, until you hit rock bottom. and sit on a unicorn.

Now. I know your probably wondering. How do I defeat the luck elves? Well, if you give them chocolate is one thing, but if you add a foot rub, its almost guaranteed that you will have good luck. But, the best thing you can do, is avoid them all together.